How to speak English like a Cantonese

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This is an instructional book on how to speak English with a Cantonese accent. In collaboration with my sister, who at the time was studying lingustics, we produced a few rules on how to produce a Cantonese accent. For example, the r sound does not exist in the Cantonese language. Thus a Cantonese native speaker would replace the r sound with an l sound.